Q: Who are They?

A: We are. Hi.

Q: They should build a time machine.

A: You might think that, but We did (or will) build a time machine, then We went (or will go) back in time and really screwed up (or will screw up) everything, so We went (or will go) back (or forward) to the time when We started (or will start) working on the time machine and explained (or will explain) to Us what a bad idea it really turned (or will turn) out to be. We managed (or will manage) to convince Us... or maybe Us convinced We that We (or Us) shouldn't build a time machine after all.

Q: Wasn't that last question really a suggestion?

A: Ok, this file should really be "Frequently Asked Questions and Suggested Suggestions," but FAQASS doesn't sound very good.

Q: Why don't They figure out how to transfer knowledge telepathically?

A: We have, but if We shared all of Our knowledge with you, you would be one of Us, and who would be your Them then? Didn't think of that, did you? Good thing We're here to look after you.

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