One might ask, "What
is a Woody Thrower, and why is there
a web page about it?" If you're wondering those things, you've
come to the right place.
What a Woody Thrower is...
Woody Thrower might be a descriptive name for a lumber launching
device. It could be an obscure way of asking the question, "would
he throw her?" There's even the possibility that a Woody Thrower
is a miraculous new marital aid, or slang for Viagra.
Woody Thrower can mean many things—one of which is me. Woody
Thrower isn't
quite the legal name my parents put on my birth
certificate, but it's close enough. My real first name is Woodrow, but
I've always gone by Woody, so I feel justified in saying
I am Woody
Thrower.
Why there is a Woody Thrower web page...
There's a Woody Thrower web page
just in case someone wants
answers to some of the inevitable questions that arise upon learning of
another person.
If you're interested in me (thanks for caring!), here are some links to
get you started:
Contact
If you want to contact me, you can comment on
my weblog. For email, try woody
at snark dot com and do your best to not look like a spammer.